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Last Wolf
Templars of Space
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Posted - 2008.02.12 02:36:00 -
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 Originally by: Drake Arson
Granted, but you accidentaly download Norton 2007 and a Spam loaded Screen saver and us now being Smacked around by Adds that pop up in your brain that says, "Buy me!"
I wish i had that Hulk all readdy.
Granted, But because you rushed it they only had time to put in a 1m^3 cargo bay.
I wish for a paradox
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Last Wolf
Templars of Space
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Posted - 2008.02.12 19:42:00 -
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Originally by: Suze'Rain
Originally by: Orgos Khenn
Originally by: xOm3gAx
I wish i was evil incarnate
You join the Church of Scientology.
I wish I could slap people through the monitor.
Granted. you discover that only the powerful science of L.Ron Hubbard's teachings (aided by generous donations weekly) will allow you to slap people.
I wish that I could find where I put sewing needles before stepping on the damn things... 
Granted, you now find them after you sit on them.
I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards.
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Last Wolf
Templars of Space
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Posted - 2008.02.19 02:41:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Orgos Khenn
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing)
You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton.
I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them.
Done, your campaign of terror lasts a whole 10 seconds before you're shot by a nearby police officer.
The corruption of my last wish FAILS since i quite specifically stated that nobody would ever suspect me. Yet his corruption results in me being suspected. I wish someone would corrupt my last wish in a way that didn't fail miserably.
Granted, That said person is killed soon after because everyone hated them so much. Few days lated everybody has forgotten the whole thing... and now hate you because you smell funny.
I wish I could break up with my Girlfriend without feeling horribly guilty (and without her crying pathetically for weeks)
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.20 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: Jana Clant
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage
Wish not granted, because many people have read it 
I wish i had +10 sec status, 100 trillion isk, and all skills lvl 5 
Granted, EVE shuts down on that same day.
I wish no one corrupted my wish.
Granted, No one has corrupted your wish. But Now I am Corrupting it.
I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.
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Originally by: Liang Nuren
wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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